Pilot X

"I'm from out of this world. I'm Pilot-X! The best greatest aviator in the entire universe!"

- Pilot X

Biography
Pilot-X is an alien from Outer Space. He was contacted by Professor Gutentaag to help him win the Freaky Flyers race.

Johnny Turbine
“*Fade to a loud male voice* In Outer Space!"

“I'm NOT Traci. I'm NOT a Girl! I'm NOT even human! I'M Pilot X!! And I challange you to a battle, in Outer Space!“

Traci Torpedos
“I'm Pilot X!! And I challange you to a battle, in Outer Space!”

“Nice firm grip.”

“It shows.“

Sammy Wasabi
“Aaaaahhh!”

“Ew! Ew! Ew! Human cooties!“

“I am going to let you go, you pervert! But now you will face me, in a battle, in Outer Spaaaace!!“

“Don't you people have mouthwash on this planet?“

After Battle
“AHA! As usual, I have outsmarted YET ANOTHER OPPONENT! You can never defeat me, PILOT X! If sales are good, I'LL BE BACK! And if they're not, I'LL COME BACK ANYWAY! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE! I'll be back, you puny evolved monkey! DO YOU HEAR ME? I'll be ba-” [gets hit by an asteroid]

Gallery
Gallery of Pilot-X